February 2012
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Note to self:
Don’t write your stand-up routine at 3 am. It will be soooo dark. It might not even be jokes.
“GOOD ENOUGH!”
– Me, at three in the morning, throwing my laundry on the couch instead of putting it away
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“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just...”
– Homer Simpson
That was a bummer.
Hawks lost. TERRIBLE third period. But the seats were awesome and I got two pretty kick-ass Bulls shirts, so that’s a plus.
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Guess who's going to the Blackhawks game tonight.
Go on, guess. No, it’s not Vince Vaughn. Well, actually, I can’t be sure of that. He might be there. Who knows, with his schedule. Anyways, it’s me. I’m the one who’s going to the Hawks game is what I was trying to get at.
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The Devin's Advocate: Pirates Are Huge Entitled... →
I don’t always agree with Devin Faraci, but I’m right there with him on this one.
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"I got two left feet and they're on backwards! If...
Yep, gonna need to watch the Reefer Madness movie musical once I get off work. It has been far too long.
