May 2013
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The Final Days of 'Macho Man' →
From the driver’s seat of his 2009 Jeep Wrangler, just before the turn off Florida State Road 694 into the Seminole Mall, Randy “Macho Man” Savage stared through …
May 22nd
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May 20th
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Messed up my back at some point during the past two or three days. Most of today has been spent lying flat on my floor watching TV, getting up every once in a while to stretch. Cool day, me.
May 20th
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ListenChali 2na’s (dude with the deep voice) verse...
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Australian + Ray Romano = G’Day Romano
May 19th
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The Democratic Republic of Ray Romano
May 19th
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May 18th
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“Heart attack never stop old big bear!”
May 18th
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“What about macaroni? Let me finish. Salad.”
May 18th
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May 18th
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11 hour work day. About 8 hours of sleep in the past two nights. I am going to sleep forever.
May 18th
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“I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days while you’re...”
– Andy Bernard (via samberglar)
May 17th
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May 17th
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Shut up, I didn’t cry, you cried.
May 17th
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May 16th
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“I didn’t want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple.”
– Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (via wexlermendelssohn)
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May 16th
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sanchezventura replied to your post: DATING IS LIKE A JOB INTERVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHA (this… WHAT’S YOUR FUCKIN POV MAN? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT THE WORLD? CONGRESS? MORE LIKE CON-GROSS, RIGHT? IS THIS THING ON? CAN ANYBODY FUCKIN HEAR ME MAN? Can I just print this out and turn this in?   
May 16th
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whatwhatwhat replied to your post: whatwhatwhat replied to your post: DATING IS… I am very impressed. Do satire again. What if young people are lazy… and oh no, republicans… and then gay marriage… and then gun control… and then so topical… but then WHAT?! And we all have a good laugh. (I hate this, I just want to write goofy shit)
May 16th
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whatwhatwhat replied to your post: DATING IS LIKE A JOB INTERVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHA (this… Nailed it. Yes, I am very observant and talented and everyone wants to hear what I have to say about things because the things I have opinions on are important. That’s a thing that a satire writer would say, I feel like, so I’m going with that.
May 16th
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DATING IS LIKE A JOB INTERVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHA (this is what happens when I write satire because I don’t have hard opinions on too many things)
May 16th
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If the Blackhawks actually show up to play and don’t go into cruise control, I don’t know if there’s a team in the league that can beat them in a seven game series. Heck of a game one.
May 16th
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ListenListen
May 15th
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ListenListen
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May 15th
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Three songs played in a row on my drive home today that made me very happy. I will share them with you now.
May 15th
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Half-day at work. Already done with everything I need to do. But I have to stay until 1 because of a meeting at 12:30. I just wanna go buy comics! Let me leeeeeave!
May 15th
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You know that gag from The Simpsons with the guy who had the hiccups for 10 years? ”::hiccup:: Kill me ::hiccup:: kill me ::hiccup:: kill me.” Replace that with sneezes and you pretty much have my day.
May 15th
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My workplace tries as best it can to be environmentally conscious, which I am normally very much on board with. But when your allergies are going bonkers and you can’t stop sneezing, you’d rather have soft, possibly lotion-infused tissues than ones made from recycled paper. Possibly recycled sandpaper.
May 15th
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Oh god, I should not be allowed near Marvel Heroes. Running around and shooting trick arrows as Hawkguy is way too much fun. Goodbye, life!
May 14th
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May 13th
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I found out there was a free preview of Marvel Heroes this weekend. At 1 pm. Today. It is currently about 80% done downloading. It will finish around exactly the time I usually go to bed. Grump.
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