Five Bees for a Quarter: Archive

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Good day.

Long day, but a very good one. Got food at Lock Down and dessert at Molly’s Cupcakes with delightful people. Saw Hannibal Buress be incredibly funny live with different but equally delightful people. And now, to sleep for all of time.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Sometimes, all you need

is to be reminded that Mr T’s “Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool” exists and all will be right with the world.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Drank all the Maker's Mark last night

Don’t try to find any. It’s all gone.

Dec 30th

My mom is going to spend a few months at our condo...

She spent the day in the kitchen with her very Italian friend Kathy making giant vats of tomato sauce with meatballs and sausage for us to freeze and use while she’s gone. I just ate one meatball and, oh man, I am pretty excited about it. I could probably eat pasta for every meal and not get sick of it.

Dec 29th

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“I’ve got a gun! I’ve got a ruddy gun! I’ve got a flipping gun!”

– Maurice Moss

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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What’s great about British television: I’ve been able to watch an entire season of The IT Crowd per night for the past two days. What’s not great about British television: I’m gonna finish rewatching all four seasons of The IT Crowd by tomorrow night and then what do I do?

Dec 29th

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abloodymess: heronqueenblues: Benjamin Button was even worse than Titanic and Titanic was really bad. Neither were as bad as Crash though, that best picture win was the most appalling thing to ever happen at the oscars. I literally blew my voice out at an Oscar party because I yelled so loud. *Yes no one should take the Oscars seriously, but I was at a fun party and I was drunk and had...

Dec 28th

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Bob Costas just told me

That this summer, NBC would be giving me “double Fraisers”. I didn’t even know I was eligible for something like that! Thanks, 90s basketball blu-ray!

Dec 28th

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NBA on NBC in the 90s

You had the best graphics. Nothing could be more 90s. I love it. (watching the “flu game”)

Dec 28th

Days like today

I wish there was some sort of on demand service or channel where they did nothing but show classic Chicago sports moments/games. I would love to watch a few Jordan era Bulls games right now.

Dec 28th

No work for the next three days.

I really cannot stress enough just how happy I am about this.

Dec 28th

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There's a woman in the break room at work talking...

And it’s pretty cute, I guess. And then she started going, “can you say, ‘love you, momma?’ Can you say ‘love you momma?’ Say, ‘love you, momma.’” And it took all I had not to walk over there and go, “You’re coming across as incredibly desperate.” Because I am an asshole.

Dec 28th

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One more work day.

And then it’s crazy fun three day weekend time. Really looking forward to Thursday. A whole lot. I posted this because you care about this sort of thing.

Dec 27th