Sometimes at work I have to help Dallas Cowboys fans and I feel dirty afterwards
"Maybe I’ll try to get reservations at Frontera Grill for a date night soon."
::scrolls through available, reasonable times on Fridays/Saturdays::
"Cool, looks like we won’t be eating there for at least 2 or 3 months."
We interviewed Werner Herzog about films, football, WrestleMania, and the loathsome trend of children’s yoga classes.
I want to read this but I am mostly reblogging for the photo.
Werner, you beautiful weirdo.
Jack McGuigan: “Uhh, they’re called graphic novels, MOM!” - DC Comics
The rumor going around of WB having a “no jokes” policy with the new DC movies is incredibly hilarious because it shouldn’t be believable, but I one thousand percent believe it.
This kid is just the best.
Mariano’s needs to stop putting these on sale because I will spend all my damn money on yogurt.
Picture stolen from @alexhoffmeyer on Facebook. The writers and cast of our show “A Very Sophisticated Evening”. We just had our last show at Donny’s Skybox on Saturday. The past couple of months have been super fun and all of these people are wonderful!
Shout out to torrential downpours for cleaning my car off for me.
Less of a shout out to that one tree by my apartment I parked under that apparently has a few dozen well-fed birds living in it.