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I was legitimately angry for about 15 full minutes today because I remembered that one time I heard someone use the phrase “I’m an open blog”.
An existential crisis set to the “hey you, what you gonna do?” part of the Space Jam theme
Ultimate (Social Justice) Warrior
I feel like 95% of the time, commercials on the radio are intent on making you absolutely despise whoever is talking.
Let me help you with some objectively bad advice I wrote for Splitsider:
How to Develop a Thicker Skin
My buddy Andi wrote a thing! Enjoy, won’t you?
For real, probably the best pork chops I’ve ever had. Holy hell.