Five Bees for a Quarter

Aug 29

Aug 27

Sometimes at work I have to help Dallas Cowboys fans and I feel dirty afterwards

"Maybe I’ll try to get reservations at Frontera Grill for a date night soon."

::scrolls through available, reasonable times on Fridays/Saturdays::

"Cool, looks like we won’t be eating there for at least 2 or 3 months."

clintisiceman:

vicemag:

We interviewed Werner Herzog about films, football, WrestleMania, and the loathsome trend of children’s yoga classes.

I want to read this but I am mostly reblogging for the photo.

Werner, you beautiful weirdo.

clintisiceman:

vicemag:

We interviewed Werner Herzog about films, football, WrestleMania, and the loathsome trend of children’s yoga classes.

I want to read this but I am mostly reblogging for the photo.

Werner, you beautiful weirdo.

Aug 26

My favorite thing said so far about the “no jokes in our comic book movies” rule instituted by Warner Bros and DC

Jack McGuigan: “Uhh, they’re called graphic novels, MOM!” - DC Comics

The rumor going around of WB having a “no jokes” policy with the new DC movies is incredibly hilarious because it shouldn’t be believable, but I one thousand percent believe it.

This kid is just the best.

This kid is just the best.

(via mesmermized)

Mariano’s needs to stop putting these on sale because I will spend all my damn money on yogurt.

Mariano’s needs to stop putting these on sale because I will spend all my damn money on yogurt.

Aug 25

Picture stolen from @alexhoffmeyer on Facebook. The writers and cast of our show “A Very Sophisticated Evening”. We just had our last show at Donny’s Skybox on Saturday. The past couple of months have been super fun and all of these people are wonderful!

Picture stolen from @alexhoffmeyer on Facebook. The writers and cast of our show “A Very Sophisticated Evening”. We just had our last show at Donny’s Skybox on Saturday. The past couple of months have been super fun and all of these people are wonderful!

Aug 21

Shout out to torrential downpours for cleaning my car off for me.

Less of a shout out to that one tree by my apartment I parked under that apparently has a few dozen well-fed birds living in it.