"I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days while you’re actually in them."
— Andy Bernard (via samberglar)
(via sausagegr00ve)
Shut up, I didn’t cry, you cried.
I'm Eric. I have thoughts and, apparently, I am choosing to jam them all up in this website.
HEY #teamHAWKGUY:
Shirts. Shirts for you. For us. Curated by me. By WE LOVE FINE. They actually went for that one. Can you believe it? Because I can not.
I’m donating my curation commission to FUTURES WITHOUT VIOLENCE which works to end violence against women and children around the world. Sales online of these shirts (and whatever follows) or at shows where WE LOVE FINE are set up — ANY sales of these things — money goes to FWV.
Money going to a good cause, plus I get to wear a t-shirt that says “Hawkguy” on it? Done.
"I didn’t want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple."
— Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (via wexlermendelssohn)
(via fuckyeahmst3k)
WHAT’S YOUR FUCKIN POV MAN? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT THE WORLD? CONGRESS? MORE LIKE CON-GROSS, RIGHT? IS THIS THING ON? CAN ANYBODY FUCKIN HEAR ME MAN?Can I just print this out and turn this in?
whatwhatwhat replied to your post: whatwhatwhat replied to your post: DATING IS…
I am very impressed. Do satire again.
What if young people are lazy… and oh no, republicans… and then gay marriage… and then gun control… and then so topical… but then WHAT?! And we all have a good laugh.
(I hate this, I just want to write goofy shit)
Nailed it.Yes, I am very observant and talented and everyone wants to hear what I have to say about things because the things I have opinions on are important.
That’s a thing that a satire writer would say, I feel like, so I’m going with that.
