Things I am grateful for today: Randy Marsh and that one Michael Jordan parody twitter account.
A thing I’ll do to amuse myself when playing video games online: after someone kills me, I like to refer to their username and talk like an knight who was just struck down on the battlefield in an epic encounter. “It was truly an honor to be fell by your sword, BootyLicker40.”
One day we’re gonna see Jaromir Jagr on the ice dragging an oxygen tank behind him, tennis balls on the tip and heel of his stick. And he’ll still be outplaying a decent amount of his opponents.