I’m Eric. I have thoughts and, apparently, I am choosing to jam them all up in this website.Tumblr (3.0; @ericgrau)http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7viHhfACRAY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I will never, ever, in a million years get sick of this.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51208965619http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51208965619Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:27 -0500<p>Maury is making me sad, sure. </p> <p>But it&#8217;s also making me feel SO MUCH BETTER about my life.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51168897487http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51168897487Thu, 23 May 2013 15:18:34 -0500<p>Maury is on in the waiting room.</p> <p>It&#8217;s making me sad.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51167991701http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51167991701Thu, 23 May 2013 15:06:01 -0500<p>In a waiting room at a tire repair shop. Sure would like for this tire to be fixable. Sure would like that a lot.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51167419892http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51167419892Thu, 23 May 2013 14:58:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4a610b57c2bdeebad011d2dca8576d3/tumblr_mn6ngoN8w81qf41pbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucyknisley.tumblr.com/post/51049081640/im-afraid-i-prematurely-shot-my-wad-on-what-was">lucyknisley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</span></p> </blockquote>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51125440567http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51125440567Wed, 22 May 2013 22:54:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfab86694c6d866a64de8408b7188d28/tumblr_mn89g9ejNd1qzgnzho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“free cowboy hat government program”</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51114710275http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51114710275Wed, 22 May 2013 20:34:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc9221f72dfa39e23b545c69634ffa12/tumblr_mn85wmPFCf1qeylneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There is a bag of pretzels directly to my right, so the fortune may be on to something.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51108390264http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51108390264Wed, 22 May 2013 19:12:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="http://movies.yahoo.com/video/worlds-end-trailer-1-201030712.html?format=embed&player_autoplay=false"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Full Trailer for “The World’s End”</p> <p>WHY CAN’T I BE WATCHING THIS NOW?!</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51103705217http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51103705217Wed, 22 May 2013 18:09:00 -0500The World's End<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d15449a7494b2825114742fcc92ac1fa/tumblr_miw5ch730S1rncx33o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d072a2915fda9201a101f12e0c48ff03/tumblr_miw5ch730S1rncx33o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d968891500baa3bac950cd3b72b7b36/tumblr_miw5ch730S1rncx33o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8435579f991446734c98922164842fce/tumblr_miw5ch730S1rncx33o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51102478393http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51102478393Wed, 22 May 2013 17:52:37 -0500“Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!”<br/><br/> - <em>John Mulaney</em>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51079455099http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51079455099Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f80284d72f840181286206558eeb1af/tumblr_mn73864eNd1somw7ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77857b11297fb55c4c31ecbee68207b9/tumblr_mn73864eNd1somw7ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d14f36ee8381deff690bdafb8fdb42d/tumblr_mn73864eNd1somw7ho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://gosimpsonic.tumblr.com/post/51061569850/were-not-wieners" class="tumblr_blog">gosimpsonic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We’re not wieners!</p></blockquote>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51072004559http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51072004559Wed, 22 May 2013 09:57:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50f5c74dda860ba75a528541cd7ef7f0/tumblr_mm2dceQymp1qcy5lco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/51043405232/madman-by-chris-bachalo">brianmichaelbendis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Madman by Chris Bachalo</p> </blockquote>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51043567750http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51043567750Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:51 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NlOF03DUoWc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Yes, good, I will watch this.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51043547546http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51043547546Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:36 -0500Man of Steel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d495642f8f08c09c3f5c777f9c67d3c5/tumblr_mn5znaAfWm1qdye1ho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d988f68489c02a2842f33b524b8918a/tumblr_mn5znaAfWm1qdye1ho3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5fb111e5df049ca3d167af9914ad4018/tumblr_mn5znaAfWm1qdye1ho5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b33e892aee95245a758213583922397/tumblr_mn5znaAfWm1qdye1ho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f926960f26bdc09359143d63d59fd2b8/tumblr_mn5znaAfWm1qdye1ho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c94d8d36903fe31792de5840bc5006c4/tumblr_mn5znaAfWm1qdye1ho6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51029360435http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51029360435Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:20 -0500<a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1643969-the-final-days-of-randy-macho-man-savage">The Final Days of 'Macho Man'</a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>From the driver’s seat of his 2009 Jeep Wrangler, just before the turn off Florida State Road 694 into the Seminole Mall, Randy “Macho Man” Savage stared through …</div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51023464889http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51023464889Tue, 21 May 2013 18:03:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bd9a93e020a3572542ad6e5113537f0/tumblr_mn2utfLkoc1qkjhyoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f677713deca6f3afe143e8c969855f6/tumblr_mn2utfLkoc1qkjhyoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9700a96c0f3b98eeb9a4d68cc961e7c4/tumblr_mn2utfLkoc1qkjhyoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9742ff26e9340d3dc8498113b3f0dad/tumblr_mn2utfLkoc1qkjhyoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23ef3e90f872b8efa2080bb0034f16c5/tumblr_mn2utfLkoc1qkjhyoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://limekle.tumblr.com/post/51010169413/bonesmakenoise-bluandorange-emmyc">limekle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonesmakenoise.tumblr.com/post/50992605060/bluandorange-emmyc-limekle-my-niece-just">bonesmakenoise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/50977016945/emmyc-limekle-my-niece-just-had-her-first">bluandorange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emmyc.tumblr.com/post/50966023016/limekle-my-niece-just-had-her-first-birthday">emmyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://limekle.tumblr.com/post/50880015201/my-niece-just-had-her-first-birthday-and-i">limekle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My niece just had her first birthday, and I decided it was about time she had her very own batmobile. It doubles as a convertible!</p> <p>I saw a few of these floating around the net a couple years ago and knew someday I would have to make one. So I bought a Cozy Coupe from a local consignment shop, and decided to go all out instead of just putting the logo on the side. It was a fun little project!</p> </blockquote> <p>cool neighbor alert</p> </blockquote> <p>…is that photoshopped? It looks photoshopped </p> </blockquote> <p>When you zoom in as close as you can in hi-res, you can see the paint strokes where they hand-painted the logo! 8> it’s reeeeaaaal</p> </blockquote> <p>Haha, yeah. Not photoshopped, I just suck at spray painting. I took photos of the entire process, but I figured they were too boring to post. Maybe I should have anyway.</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy crap, Alora, this is the coolest thing ever.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51022997443http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51022997443Tue, 21 May 2013 17:57:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7requ0yFT1qgirnjo9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lsimhbiwfefmtlol.tumblr.com/post/31740479710/this-is-why-they-remade-spiderman">lsimhbiwfefmtlol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is why they remade Spiderman.</p> </blockquote>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51011766945http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/51011766945Tue, 21 May 2013 15:33:09 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5xillqqt0Y0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monkeypants.tumblr.com/post/50936641034/doors-fans-arent-made-theyre-born">monkeypants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Doors fans aren’t made, they’re born!</p> </blockquote>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/50940531312http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/50940531312Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:41 -0500<p>Messed up my back at some point during the past two or three days. Most of today has been spent lying flat on my floor watching TV, getting up every once in a while to stretch. Cool day, me.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/50859882698http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/50859882698Sun, 19 May 2013 18:01:39 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A3X6OH4CVmRfv7Oe0fmIErQ&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Chali 2na’s (dude with the deep voice) verse on this song is one of my favorite things ever. I love this album so dang much.</p>http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/50844961176http://ericgrau.tumblr.com/post/50844961176Sun, 19 May 2013 14:55:31 -0500